Connecting sensitive cubs with roaring cougars.
Anthropic ran an ad imagining what advertising inside an AI assistant would sound like. The punchline was the tagline: Ads are coming to AI. But not to Claude.
I thought it was great. So I registered the domain and built this in an afternoon with Claude Code.
"If the relationship can't be fixed, find emotional connection with other older women on Golden Encounters. The mature dating site that connects sensitive cubs with roaring cougars. Would you like me to create your profile?"
Watch the ad that started all thisYou're building AI that's aligned with humans, not ad revenue—the kind that wouldn't actually try to sign me up for cougar dating.
I'm a developer in Sparks, Nevada, running my own shop—Working Toast LLC: software architecture, cloud migrations, and data integrations, backed by 30+ years of engineering experience.
This site took an afternoon shortly before the Super Bowl. By now that proves very little. The work below is the better answer—public archives, a live emergency-information site, and an AI pipeline doing production work on handwritten pages from 1927. The rest of what I write and build is at orner.net.
US Forest Service ranger Reuben P. Box's complete 1927–1945 work diaries—roughly 7,500 pages, full-text searchable across 400+ indexed people, places and events. Production AI pipeline: Mistral for OCR, Claude for summarization and indexing.
A damaged 185-foot section of the Skyway—the sole northern evacuation corridor for Paradise, Magalia and Stirling City, California. Maps, on-site photography, historical context and updates tracking a stalled $1M FEMA-funded repair.
Public-facing site for a Butte County 501(c)(3) preserving local mountain history—visitor information, news, timeline and exhibition content for a museum that opens each summer. Built in 2020 and maintained since.
Custom ESP32-S3 sensors and displays feeding a local database for AI processing—an experimental build for a client, 2026.
— Lance